Posting interesting and funny stuff I find on the web.
this needs an epic facepalm !
Enjoy her bro. Life of excitement!
This is a joke... she is clearly playing along.
You didn't marry her for her smarts
It would be great to be this freaking stupid; every time you walk out of the house, it would be like walking onto a new planet.
I think i need to hear one more time how long it takes her to run a mile...
Its actually a rather slow mile, I use to walk 2 miles in 10 mins and that was just a slow casual walk.
what....2 miles in a 10 min walk? what are you the Flash? haha a 5 min mile is a fast run...
thats about as illogical as her answer... 2 miles in 10 minutes? the world record time for two mile race is just over 8 minutes... and those guys are sprinting.
reminds me of asking my friend the bus driver joke. (You are a bus driver. Stop one 4 people get on. stop 2 6 people get on 1 gets off. stop 3 3 get on 3 get off. what's the name of the driver?)She thought about it for an hour, and then asked for the answer.Me: "Sandy" YOU are the bus driver. What is the bus driver's name?Her: I don't know!and she was serious.